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USA Submarine Flashlight Single Torch Lighter

So, the USA Submarine Flashlight Butane Torch Lighter is a lot of things in one. First, it's a lighter. Flip open the tip, click the ignition, and you get a powerful blue torch flame that can light a smoke even when there's a five-knot wind on the deck (we never tested this, we're just trying to sound "naval." We have no clue how many knots this thing can stand up to. But we're hoping it's a lot). If you test this out, please get back to us with an update!

The USA Submarine Flashlight Butane Torch Lighter is also a flashlight, so you can find things in the dark. Instead of groping around and hoping to find your desired item by chance, you can shine light on it and use the amazing power of sight to assist you in your search. It's one of life's little miracles -- and with the USA Submarine Flashlight Butane Torch Lighter, it will be in the palm of your hand.

SKU: 1318

Availability: In stock

$9.97

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Anchors aweigh, friends, and set a course for smoky seas! (Okay, that was terrible. Let's forget this description started in such a corny way and just pretend like the opening was really cool.)

So, the USA Submarine Flashlight Butane Torch Lighter is a lot of things in one. First, it's a lighter. Flip open the tip, click the ignition, and you get a powerful blue torch flame that can light a smoke even when there's a five-knot wind on the deck (we never tested this, we're just trying to sound "naval." We have no clue how many knots this thing can stand up to. But we're hoping it's a lot). If you test this out, please get back to us with an update!

The USA Submarine Flashlight Butane Torch Lighter is also a flashlight, so you can find things in the dark. Instead of groping around and hoping to find your desired item by chance, you can shine light on it and use the amazing power of sight to assist you in your search. It's one of life's little miracles -- and with the USA Submarine Flashlight Butane Torch Lighter, it will be in the palm of your hand.

A miracle in your hand, people. How can you say, "No" to that?

Lastly, it's a submarine. Not a functional one, though. If you submerge this thing in the ocean, you're going to have problems. But it says "submarine" right on it, so who are we to argue? It also has the Stars and Stripes, so it's pandering to our love of country, which we always respond to.

It's our patriotic duty.

Be careful not to leave this one lying around where the kids can get their hands on it -- it's kind of an irresistible toy. You don't want to find it in the bathtub, or worse, being used to light the house on fire. Just keep it out of reach. Then, when no one's around, you can light up a cigar and fly your lighter through the air (ah, pretend water), making submarine noises.

Growing up is overrated, anyway.

Additional Info

Additional Info

Product Video
Manufacturer Sunshine
Type of Flame Blue Torch
Number of Flames 1
Color Gray
Cigar Punch No
Fuel Window No

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